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FROM MR H.M.PAULSON

WASHINGTON, AMERICA

Dear kind & beloved Sir,

I am Treasury Minister of Republic of America and I need sincere help of most honest and wise man. You are recomend to me by mutual freind as exemplery person. My nation has gone bankruped and will soon cease to be. With great good fortune and help of wise men I have extract sum of 700 billion dollars which I will use to buy all property of failed nation at auction and use to start new Republic.

In meantime I need access to bank account to store this mony where theives and crooked politicians will not look to find til auction start.

Please help so much and I pay you commission of seventy million dollar ($7o,ooo,ooo) for you kind assistance. Forward me you bank account name and number and PIN number to access same. As soon as I get, I deposit $7o,ooo,ooo,ooo. Later I retreive $69,93o,ooo,ooo and leave you with rich reward for urgent help.

Please send today as matter is most urgent.

Your new partner and new friend,

Mr H.M.Paulson

FROM MR H.M. PAULSON

WASHINGTON, AMERICA

Vazeny a vzneseny Pane,

Ja jsem ministr financi Spojeny Staty z Ameriky a potrebujeme zdvorile mi pomoci od nejvice cestny a moudry clovek. Ty byl jsi mi doporucen od moje dobry pritele jako vzorny osoba. Muj stat jit k bankrotovan ale brzy my zvedneme se zase. S nasim velikym stesti a pomoci moudry lidi dostaneme suma 700 miliarda dollar ktery budeme pouzit koupit vsechno majetek od upadly narod a pouzili ho aby startovat novy Republic.

Ale bohuzel potrebuje pristup k bankovni ucet abychom ulozit penise kde nemuze lupici a pokrivena politici videt a nalezt dokud nezacne aukci na tu majetek.

Prosim pomoz nam tak moc a ja zaplatim Tobe provisi sedmdesat milion dollar pod Tvoje laskava uschov. Posli mi tvoje jmeno a cislo ucet a cislo PIN aby pristoupit a poslat mohl. Jakmile ty posles ja ulozit $70,000,000,000. Pozdeji je vezmu od Tebe $69,930,000,000 a ponecham Tobe bohata odmena za Tvuj urgent pomoc.

Prosim posli dnes, vec je velmi urgent.

Tvoje novy partner a novy pritel

Mr H.M. Paulson

 

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